E93317EA-CF7E-4028-8D48-796CB40B8452Barack Obama  (August 04, 1961 -)

I noticed that there was nobody like me in the Sears, Roebuck Christmas catalog […] and that Santa was a white man. I went into the bathroom and stood in front of the mirror with all my senses and limbs seemingly intact, looking as I had always looked, and wondered if something was wrong with me.